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Terms and Conditions for ColPatriot.com
Last Updated: 10/21/2024

Welcome to ColPatriot.com! By accessing or using our website, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following terms and conditions of use. Please review these terms carefully, as they govern your use of the website. If you do not agree with any part of these terms, you must not use our website.

  1. Acceptance of Terms
    By using ColPatriot.com, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If you do not agree to these terms, please refrain from using our website.
  2. Content Disclaimer
    ColPatriot.com is a platform that provides political commentary, news, satire, opinion pieces, and comedic content. The views expressed on this site are those of the authors and contributors and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of ColPatriot.com as an entity. ColPatriot.com does not guarantee the accuracy or completeness of the content provided, and users should understand that opinions, satire, and comedic content are protected forms of free speech under the U.S. Constitution.
  3. Political Comedy and Free Speech
    Comedy, including political satire, parody, stand-up comedy, and other comedic performances or writings, is protected by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which guarantees the right to free speech, freedom of the press, and freedom of expression.
    The content on ColPatriot.com, especially political comedy, falls under this constitutional protection, allowing us to express opinions, critique political figures, and engage in satire without fear of censorship. Users are encouraged to understand that such content is a legitimate form of expression that contributes to public discourse. We value the right to free expression and stand behind the comedic and satirical nature of our content.
  4. User Conduct
    By accessing ColPatriot.com, you agree not to:
    • Post, share, or distribute any content that is unlawful, defamatory, abusive, threatening, or harassing.
    • Violate the legal rights (including rights of privacy and publicity) of others.
    • Impersonate any person or entity, or falsely represent your affiliation with any person or entity.
    • Use the site to distribute spam or unsolicited communications.

  1. Intellectual Property
    All content on ColPatriot.com, including text, images, videos, and any other media, is the property of ColPatriot.com or its licensors, unless otherwise stated. You may not reproduce, distribute, or use our content without our explicit permission, except where such use is permitted by law.
  2. Third-Party Links
    Our website may contain links to third-party websites for your convenience. We do not endorse or control these third-party websites, and we are not responsible for their content or policies.
  3. Limitation of Liability
    ColPatriot.com will not be liable for any damages arising from the use or inability to use the website or its content. This includes but is not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, and consequential damages.
  4. Modification of Terms
    We reserve the right to modify these Terms and Conditions at any time. Users are encouraged to check this page periodically for updates. Continued use of the website following any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.
  5. Governing Law
    These Terms and Conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States. Any disputes arising out of the use of ColPatriot.com shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within the United States.
  6. Contact Information
    If you have any questions about these Terms and Conditions, please contact us at mickey@colpatriot.com.
  7. Jurisdiction and Venue for Transactions
    All transactions, including purchases and services associated with ColPatriot.com, are deemed to be completed in the State of Montana. By engaging in any transaction through ColPatriot.com, you agree that any dispute or claim related to such transactions will be resolved in accordance with the laws of the State of Montana, and any litigation shall take place in Montana.

By using ColPatriot.com, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to these terms, including the protections offered to political satire and comedic content under the First Amendment.


 

Return and Refund Policy

 

Return and Refund Policy for ColPatriot.com

Effective Date: 10/21/2024

Thank you for shopping at ColPatriot.com. Please read our return and refund policy carefully before making any purchases, as all sales are considered final.

All Sales are Final

All products sold on ColPatriot.com are special order items. Due to the nature of these items, all sales are final. Once an order has been placed, it cannot be canceled, returned, or refunded under any circumstances. This policy applies to all items, including apparel, accessories, digital products, and any other merchandise offered on our site.

No Returns or Exchanges

We do not accept returns or exchanges on any items. Please ensure that you review your order carefully before completing your purchase, including selecting the correct size, color, and quantity, as applicable.

Damaged or Defective Items

In the rare event that an item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days of receiving the product at mickey@colpatriot.com with a description and photos of the issue. We will review your request and, at our discretion, provide a replacement for the damaged or defective item. This does not constitute a return or refund policy, and replacement is only offered for products that are proven to be damaged or defective upon arrival.

Contact Information

If you have any questions or concerns regarding our return and refund policy, please contact us at mickey@colpatriot.com.

By completing a purchase on ColPatriot.com, you acknowledge and agree to this return and refund policy.

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